Beard

me: an mta guru must have an infinite amount of patience, they’d be like a zen master dude. they’d never mock you
Bytey: they might
no I must master it myself
I will not give up

me: besides, if they did you could strangle them with their epic guru beard which conveniently doubles as a way of disposing of them, wrap them up in it and it will eat them like an obscene cocoon

Bytey: :D
you scare me

me: hehe
it makes perfect sense, you see, guru beards are like heat sinks, but instead of heat they dissipate hate and anger, thats why the guru haven’t exploded from rage yet, it’s also why the longer the guru lives and deals with all these issues the more epic their beard gets
when they die, they don’t produce enough hate to satisfy their epic beards dissipation quotient, so it absorbs them, like parasite eating it’s host

Bytey: wow
I never knew